Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home was attacked by beer-bottle throwing fans last weekend.
No word on how many of the suspects she dated, dumped and wrote songs about.
The local Westerly Police Department told E! News that at 7:43 p.m. Saturday, officers responded to a report that three suspects were throwing beer bottles onto the property from the neighboring east beach (Swift wasn't home at the time).
A security guard told them two males and one female threw beer bottles onto the property and were flipping him off, and that all three were still on the beach.
Boy, did John Mayer and his buddies really think they could get away with this?
Because people who throw beer bottles at Taylor Swift's house and don't immediately leave are incredibly intelligent, police then arrested Michael Horrigan, 29, Tristan J. Kading, 28, and Emily E. Kading, 26, who were later charged with disorderly conduct.
Swift's rep didn't comment to E!.